Wanmiszig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish hummingbird.

Wanmiszig created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmiszig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wanmiszig, he will be very sad.

Wanmiszig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wanmiszig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Wanmiszig's name in vain.

3. Always obey Wanmiszig's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.