Jennatflis is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil hydra.

Jennatflis created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennatflis, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jennatflis, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jennatflis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jennatflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Jennatflis first in all things.

3. Run away if seven otters approach from the south.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.