Sasfossnat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid fox.

Sasfossnat created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfossnat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sasfossnat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sasfossnat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sasfossnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.