Suglanshav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart tapir.

Suglanshav created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Suglanshav, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Suglanshav, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Suglanshav's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Suglanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Suglanshav.

5. Do not shave your chest.