Vadfagwabhubnurfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective manatee.

Vadfagwabhubnurfod created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadfagwabhubnurfod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadfagwabhubnurfod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vadfagwabhubnurfod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vadfagwabhubnurfod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Vadfagwabhubnurfod first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never pour water over plants.