Cargunfobcut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable gnu.

Cargunfobcut created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cargunfobcut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cargunfobcut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cargunfobcut's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cargunfobcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cargunfobcut's priests.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Never sit near capybaras.

5. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the south.