Rawcaploop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage rhinoceros.

Rawcaploop created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcaploop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawcaploop, he will manifest in front of you.

Rawcaploop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rawcaploop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never laugh near gulls.

3. Worship no other gods but Rawcaploop.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.