Bancusstail is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful cobra.

Bancusstail created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bancusstail, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bancusstail, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bancusstail's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bancusstail's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bancusstail.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.