Mumjatlig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody capybara.

Mumjatlig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumjatlig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mumjatlig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mumjatlig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mumjatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snakes.

2. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Mumjatlig's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.