Migstaffat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying fish.

Migstaffat created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Migstaffat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migstaffat, it will turn you into a rock.

Migstaffat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Migstaffat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Migstaffat on top of all buildings.