Donvegjigdidkopstip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain ant.

Donvegjigdidkopstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donvegjigdidkopstip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donvegjigdidkopstip, he will think nothing of it.

Donvegjigdidkopstip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Donvegjigdidkopstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never talk about nebulae.