Dottonkdib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful elephant.

Dottonkdib created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dottonkdib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dottonkdib, she will turn you into a slug.

Dottonkdib's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dottonkdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.