Omtlibnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying ant.

Omtlibnurl created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtlibnurl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtlibnurl, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtlibnurl's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Omtlibnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Omtlibnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.