Gamnurttab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent raven.

Gamnurttab created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnurttab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gamnurttab, he will send you a sign.

Gamnurttab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gamnurttab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.