Carbug Kadtintarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud bird.

Carbug Kadtintarg created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbug Kadtintarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carbug Kadtintarg, she will turn you into a worm.

Carbug Kadtintarg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Carbug Kadtintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing purple dresses.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. You must love Carbug Kadtintarg.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.