Dognatlist is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited meerkat.

Dognatlist created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognatlist, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dognatlist, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dognatlist's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dognatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.