Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless turtle.

Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not take Fudsuggom Flabfadtonk's name in vain.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.