Fentailfen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest fox.

Fentailfen created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentailfen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fentailfen, he will make you grow a tail.

Fentailfen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fentailfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Never run near mites.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not shave your arms.