Danfumtensak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent cat.

Danfumtensak created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Danfumtensak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danfumtensak, she will not care.

Danfumtensak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Danfumtensak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not take Danfumtensak's name in vain.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.