Zemtifzuss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate deer.

Zemtifzuss created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zemtifzuss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zemtifzuss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Zemtifzuss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zemtifzuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Do not shave your legs.