Fobgudbid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous bird.

Fobgudbid created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgudbid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fobgudbid, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fobgudbid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fobgudbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fobgudbid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never wear ear rings.