Bemvolgum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome wyvern.

Bemvolgum created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemvolgum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bemvolgum, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bemvolgum's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bemvolgum's Holy Commandments

1. Bemvolgum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not chop down trees.