Zidcusswap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, generous centaur.

Zidcusswap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zidcusswap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zidcusswap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zidcusswap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zidcusswap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Zidcusswap on top of important buildings.

4. Always help geese.

5. Do not eat nuts.