Yaktonlistmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, amazing ferret.

Yaktonlistmot created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaktonlistmot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yaktonlistmot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yaktonlistmot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yaktonlistmot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yaktonlistmot first in all things.

2. You must love Yaktonlistmot.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Yaktonlistmot on top of important buildings.