Xintunstig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane sheep.

Xintunstig created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Xintunstig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xintunstig, it will be very unhappy.

Xintunstig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xintunstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed beans to doves while wearing turquoise tights.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.