Cuncemged Hadpanlab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody fox.

Cuncemged Hadpanlab created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncemged Hadpanlab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cuncemged Hadpanlab, she will destroy your home planet.

Cuncemged Hadpanlab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cuncemged Hadpanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never skip in holy places.