Tenrangat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able hedgehog.

Tenrangat created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrangat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tenrangat, he will manifest in front of you.

Tenrangat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tenrangat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never wear turquoise boots.