Bogdapcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective gorilla.

Bogdapcim created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdapcim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogdapcim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogdapcim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bogdapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Bogdapcim on top of important buildings.