Sadgebfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish duck.

Sadgebfeb created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadgebfeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadgebfeb, it will destroy your home planet.

Sadgebfeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sadgebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Sadgebfeb loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about gravity.