Wadflagnull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient mouse.

Wadflagnull created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadflagnull, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wadflagnull, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wadflagnull's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wadflagnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never eat bark.