Nulzoglab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nulzoglab created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulzoglab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nulzoglab, she will curse you with boils.

Nulzoglab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nulzoglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not eat oranges.