Dadjabyamfum is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest mole.

Dadjabyamfum created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjabyamfum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadjabyamfum, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dadjabyamfum's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dadjabyamfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never paint your feet indigo.

5. Do not stand on grass.