Popquatbest is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome gnu.

Popquatbest created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popquatbest, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Popquatbest, he will be mildly annoyed.

Popquatbest's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Popquatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed peanuts to hamsters while wearing black dresses.