Babcarbed is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful coyote.

Babcarbed created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babcarbed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babcarbed, it will turn you into a rat.

Babcarbed's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Babcarbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Babcarbed on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not take Babcarbed's name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.