Hadcissquill is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable dove.

Hadcissquill created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcissquill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hadcissquill, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hadcissquill's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hadcissquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. You must pray to Hadcissquill eight times a day.

5. Put Hadcissquill first in all things.