Motjenpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing shrew.

Motjenpak created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motjenpak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motjenpak, she will not care.

Motjenpak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Motjenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never skip near birds.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill geese.