Pomfaglarnsitlak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish butterfly.

Pomfaglarnsitlak created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pomfaglarnsitlak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomfaglarnsitlak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pomfaglarnsitlak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pomfaglarnsitlak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.