Litflagran is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust donkey.

Litflagran created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Litflagran, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Litflagran, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Litflagran's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Litflagran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. You must pray to Litflagran seven times a day.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.