Fubbassfatbigsisgen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful otter.

Fubbassfatbigsisgen created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbassfatbigsisgen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubbassfatbigsisgen, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fubbassfatbigsisgen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fubbassfatbigsisgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to goats while wearing green kilts.

2. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Fubbassfatbigsisgen loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Never hurt snakes.