Jatmutlistmab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing goose.

Jatmutlistmab created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jatmutlistmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatmutlistmab, he will turn you into a slug.

Jatmutlistmab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jatmutlistmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never paint your arms brown.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.