Zenquammit Rawgomyam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying gerbil.

Zenquammit Rawgomyam created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenquammit Rawgomyam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zenquammit Rawgomyam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zenquammit Rawgomyam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zenquammit Rawgomyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.