Legnanmit Flabstiksidxin Janlinflag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witty yak.

Legnanmit Flabstiksidxin Janlinflag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legnanmit Flabstiksidxin Janlinflag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legnanmit Flabstiksidxin Janlinflag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Legnanmit Flabstiksidxin Janlinflag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Legnanmit Flabstiksidxin Janlinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from white swans, for they are unholy.