Gannib is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy hedgehog.

Gannib created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gannib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gannib, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gannib's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gannib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gannib.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always help swans in need.