Pasbapgam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm warg.

Pasbapgam created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbapgam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pasbapgam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pasbapgam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pasbapgam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always take life seriously.