Rawzaking is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless dragon.

Rawzaking created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawzaking, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawzaking, he will turn you into a dog.

Rawzaking's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rawzaking's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not take Rawzaking's name in vain.
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