Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wren.

Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil, it will destroy your favourite star.

Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck fawn.

2. You must love Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil.

3. You must pray to Camhonstan Kadtiphun Cutcaryarthunhapvilnil six times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill pigs.