Kipcussflis is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient fox.

Kipcussflis created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipcussflis, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kipcussflis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kipcussflis' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kipcussflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.