Tipxuckhan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil centipede.

Tipxuckhan created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipxuckhan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tipxuckhan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tipxuckhan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tipxuckhan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the west.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.