Flagzogsat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident mongoose.

Flagzogsat created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagzogsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagzogsat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagzogsat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flagzogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not run in public.