Cibfascar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident skunk.

Cibfascar created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfascar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibfascar, he will turn you into a worm.

Cibfascar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cibfascar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not take Cibfascar's name in vain.

4. Never paint your face yellow.

5. Never eat bark.